I am about to reveal the best sex position ever. The technique will allow the female to enjoy as many orgasms as she can stand (hundreds in an evening are possible) and they will be the biggest, most earth-shattering orgasms of her life. Any man capable of correctly performing this sex position on a woman will be revered by her as her best sexual partner.

The man and woman are naked and relaxed. For reasons to be explained shortly, the woman will relieve her bladder beforehand. The woman is then encouraged to lie comfortably on her stomach upon the bed with her thighs slightly parted. With his fingers, the man gently massages the vagina. Soon enough, the natural lubricant allows him to easily slide his thumb into the vagina. He travels into the vagina with his thumb and angles down, towards the bed, until he meets the resistance of a small knob, roughly the same size as the thumb, otherwise known as the Grafenberg spot or the G-spot.

The G-spot is gently rubbed; any way is appropriate: side to side or in a circular motion, as long as it is gentle. Treatment of the G-spot is similar to that of the clitoris in this initial stage. In other words, it is handled moderately, languidly. As soon as the man feels the small knob inflate he begins to treat it increasingly more vigorously; the woman will soon let him know if he is being too rough but, almost always, this is never the case. When the G-spot becomes aroused it can be subjected to extremely vigorous treatment; in fact, the rougher, the better.

The woman feels herself rising to a climax, coupled with a sensation of needing to urinate. But she ignores the sensation emanating from her bladder. She will not pee because she has already urinated before trying this sex position. Within a couple of minutes of her inflamed G-spot being manipulated, the woman experiences a huge, body-rocky G-spot orgasm. It is several times more powerful than the more commonplace clitoral orgasm. Some women have reported it feeling ten to twenty times more orgasmic.

Now, depending on the woman’s overall level of health and fitness, the man can resume G-spot manipulation within thirty seconds to two minutes of the orgasm. He then simply repeats the rough, vigorous G-spot massage, until another orgasm rocks through the woman. This process can be repeated with continued success as many times as the woman can stand. It is easily possible to give the woman several hundred earth-rending orgasms in one evening, interspersed by mere seconds or minutes.

This article is, of course, about the best sex position ever. So I will now describe the second phase of coupling wherein the man substitutes his penis for, used up until now, his thumb.

When the woman has experienced several orgasms, her G-spot will be highly sensitive. She will be able to feel the sensitive knob pleasurably throbbing within her vagina.

The man lies on his back and the woman mounts him, allowing his erect penis to completely penetrate her vagina. The woman is now able to ride the man and angle her body appropriately so the head of his penis is hitting her sensitive G-spot.

Just as when her G-spot was being manipulated by the man’s thumb, the woman is able to experience repeated deep orgasms, separated by either seconds or minutes. To add to the already intense sexual pleasure she experiences by this sex position, she can also massage her own clitoris, and enjoy simultaneous G-spot and clitoral orgasmic climaxes.

I think you can appreciate how this is clearly the best sex position ever. In a single evening a woman is able to experience hundreds of orgasms, larger than ever before, and the man is, of course, revered for giving the woman such grandiose heights of sexual ecstasy.